Her: Step one of #OperationWhyIs ____SleepingOnMe in the bag. Whale in boat.
Me: Let’s hear it, kid.
Her: Spotted him at ____ party Saturday
Our dear friend ____ had left me by this time so I was alone
Spotted him, brought him a drink and said l’chayim
Spent the rest of the night mind fuckin in a corner somewhere
Lost a bullshit bet, and had to pay in the form of a kiss on cheek. Inserted a little kelly foreplay in that shit
Pahty done. Boys gave me ride home. Only available for me was on ____ lap. Sat on my throne, elbows on the dashboard.
He was a happy kid
Walked me to my door. Planted one on my lips, I maneuvered it to my cheek instead. Then he asked when he could take me out.
Step one complete.
Me: PIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP!!!! You pussy whipped that dude without even whipping out the pussy! A+++++